I\u2019m fiscally conservative. But I listen to Kendrick Lamar and shit and I totally understand the black experience and I get it man ya know.<\/p>\n
You guys wanna get pitchers after this?<\/p>\n
I signed up for this philosophy class cause I thought it would be a good way to meet chicks. Didn\u2019t think I\u2019d be into the whole intellectual thing but turns out it\u2019s actually pretty sick. The professor\u2019s like this old dude with a beard. The shit he says is super like heady. I bet he slays.<\/p>\n
Yo Albert Einstein was a fucking savage. Mozart too honestly.<\/p>\n
Harriet Tubman wasn\u2019t even that hot.<\/p>\n
So I was railing this chick raw dog last night. And uh\u2026 yeah man\u2026 so what was I saying? Oh yeah, I was having sex with this female. And uhh\u2026 yeah\u2026 like when I was piping her I realized it just felt like really good to be that close with another person ya know?<\/p>\n
Honestly fuck racism, man. That shit\u2019s whack. Our house isn\u2019t like a stereotypical racist frat. We have a couple black guys. We\u2019re like super diverse and inclusive.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll wreck you in 2k right now.<\/p>\n
No thanks, I don\u2019t smoke weed. Got any xans?<\/p>\n
\u2014Zachary Mandell \u201918<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"