{"id":557,"date":"2017-01-02T13:36:44","date_gmt":"2017-01-02T18:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cornelllunatic.com\/?p=557"},"modified":"2026-06-18T13:37:09","modified_gmt":"2026-06-18T17:37:09","slug":"winter-break-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"Winter Break Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ahh, the holidays,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the most wonderful time to<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">write cover letters.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Twenty-seven-teen<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">starts with unreal hangover.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hope year gets better.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Haikus are easy.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">They don\u2019t even have to rhyme,<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">fucking idiot.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p> <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/?p=557\" title=\"Winter Break Haikus\"><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":558,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[22,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-content","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":559,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions\/559"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}