Most people only know me for my all-business side, but I\u2019m actually a really funny guy. I love jokes, but even I understand that humor has its boundaries. You can\u2019t just blurt out a racist joke without thinking about the people you might offend.<\/p>\n
It is indeed sometimes hard to know where to draw the line between hilarious and hurtful. That\u2019s why I have created my very own guidelines for the racist joke.<\/p>\n
1) Target Jokes Towards the Inferior Races.<\/strong> 2) Never make a joke about the Holocaust.<\/strong><\/span> 3) With practical jokes, go big or go home.<\/strong> 4) Know when to stop.<\/strong>
\nIt goes without saying that some races are superior to others. If you want to be funny, you should never make a joke about the Aryans, for they are the flawless creed. Instead, make jokes about the grimier peoples that are more fun to laugh at (i.e. jews, gays, gypsies.)<\/p>\n
\n The Holocaust is no laughing matter; it is the greatest thing ever to happen to the Western hemisphere. To reduce it to a joke would be shameful.<\/span><\/p>\n
\nOftentimes, subtlety is lost on an audience. In one of the proudest moments in my comedy career, I lead a racial cleansing of Europe that killed 6 million people. But to ensure that people got the joke, I had to strike a very delicate balance. I decided that 6 million was the perfect number; just big enough to get people\u2019s attention, however ironically merciful. (Ha! I mean why should anyone show mercy towards the jews?)<\/p>\n
\nExit with grace. Go out with a bang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"