{"id":236,"date":"2015-02-17T21:54:40","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T21:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s1081577.instanturl.net\/cornelllunatic.com\/wp\/?p=236"},"modified":"2026-06-18T13:37:31","modified_gmt":"2026-06-18T17:37:31","slug":"a-sticker-for-everyone-a-beginners-guide-to-selecting-the-perfect-bumper-sticker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cornelllunatic.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"A Sticker for Everyone! A Beginner\u2019s Guide to Selecting the Perfect Bumper Sticker"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hate reading? Don\u2019t want to actually say anything, but still want people to know you stand for…something…?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why not try a trendy, new, \u201ceuro style\u201d sticker!? With its minimalist approach, you\u2019ll keep the yuppie stuck in traffic behind you occupied for hours attempting to de- cipher this cryptic gem! What does it mean? Maybe it\u2019s your hometown? Maybe your college? …or maybe you just chose three random letters…<\/p>\n

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Are your polarizing views on sensitive topics getting you in hot water with the general public?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Fret not, just throw some confusing double negatives\u00a0in there, and you\u2019ll be golden! Who really has time to read these days anyway? Not choosing this bumper sticker wouldn\u2019t not be a good idea, if you never tried to do it possibly!<\/p>\n

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Still afraid to voice your opinion?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Try tapping into what is perhaps the greatest tool in the bumper sticker enthusiasts arsenal. Raw. American. Sentimentalism. As long as you stick a few of these suckers along with your toxic spew, you could pretty much get away with murder! …
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